Frankie Limeman

Whilst concocting one of my "perfect" Margaritas, I noticed the face of Frankie Limeman suddenly appearing!

Gianni's "Perfect" Margarita:

2 shots Cuervo Gold

1 Shot Triple Sec

Juice of one fresh lime (Never a mix)

Chill the margarita glass with ice then discard the ice to a cocktail shaker.

Wet the rim of the glass with a lime wedge and dip rim in kosher salt to coat.

Add ingredients to a cocktail shaker filled with ice, stir gently. 

Pour the margarita into the glass and drop in the wedge of lime.

Enjoy! And, have a Happy New Year!

Cappuccino Face

A Job Well Done!

Santa reflects on his work.

Illustration by Oliver Neinerding

Visit his site.
One of the best things about Christmas being over is,
we don't have to see previews of the film "Elf" again until next year!

The God Of Hamburgers

When it floats, it's heavenly...
Compliments of Brother Michael.

Reptile Dysfunction

Many men have it.

Image: © iClipart

Seeing Eye Dog for Muslim Women

I can't take credit for this...

You ask, "How can the dog see anything with both eyes covered?"

According to the author's blog at Planck's Constant,

"Muslim women don't need no stinking guide dog", 

because they're not allowed to walk around unescorted anyway, there's always someone to help them navigate.

Happy Dogs

Look at those smiles!

These two were enjoying a perfect summer day at the Lakewood Dog Park down in the Metroparks last summer.

Mrs. Colt McCoy

With The Brown's quarterback Colt McCoy out with a concussion, Mrs. Colt steps in and rushes for the first down...

Fire Breathing Crocodile

Anonymous NM Bill captured this moody weather over the mountains just before a storm.

Looking closely, one could make out a crocodile with fire in its eye and mouth!

White Christmas?

We got our first big snowfall Saturday.

There are many jokes about Cleveland's weather. A popular one is,

"If you don't like Cleveland's weather, just wait an hour."

According to the 5-day forecast, we should get rain the next three days with a high of near 60 on Wednesday!

Go figure.

I Remember Summer

If winter goes as fast as summer did, it will be spring before you know it.

Riverbend

Serene autumn photo painted in Photoshop.

Marvin The Martian?

"Once I unleash my desrtucto-units, earthlings will perish!"

Rainman

The dutiful attendant. In his "Maid Of The Mist" Slicker.

Alien Lemon

Can you spot the Alien in the lemon?

Hint: He's holding a seed in one of his left hands.

Skywatch New Mexico

Snowfall on the Organ Mountains, New Mexico.
Credit Anonymous, NM Bill.

Lemon Fish

This puffy vertebrate characterized by its face resembling a sunburst, glides through very cold fresh water

and can easily be caught by adding sugar to the water.

Although bitter tasting on its own, the sugar and a little ice makes a delectable

and refreshing drink, especially during the hot summer months. 

Maltese Tomato

Also a variation of the St. George's Tomato and the Iron Tomato.

Naked At The Office Party? Priceless!

Until you realize, it's your friend's fat arm in front of you!

Here's Looking At You Kid

Fellow blogger and good friend Kim of the Lakewood Daily Snap was just about to enjoy lunch

when she noticed her bangers and mash looking up at her!

Being dutiful, she immediately forwarded the image to Seeing Things.

I'm guessing lunch tasted as good as it was looking.

Happy Construction Site

A warm welcome to all the happy workers.

"Look Ma, No Legs!"

These children are standing waist deep in cracks in the earth known as "Black Dirt".

This phenomenon occurs when this highly fertile soil goes through a long dry spell or drought.

Since this soil is nutrient rich with organic material it has a tendency to smell bad in the hot dry months.

Once wet weather returns, the cracks close up again.

These photos are courtesy of Mike L. in Texas.

To learn more about Black Dirt and the specific region it is named for visit here.

Not The Cat In The Hat!

It's the Cat In The Bowl.

Mike's cat Bandit is gently melting the Almond Joy and Mounds bars during a cat nap after Halloween.

"Gotta Go-Gotta Go-Gotta Go Right Now"!

The small print says, "Cats everywhere are having a hard time smelling their litter boxes."

©Fresh Step Kitty Litter

Laser Eyes!

Mike's cats made it back from outer space. However, they went through a strange meteor shower who's dust contained an unknown element that caused their eyes to be able to send out a beam that can cut through metals and see through solid objects!

Giving Thanks

This morning's paper had five pounds of "Black Friday" advertising!

Greetings, K Mart shoppers! Go for it.

Peek-A-Boo Chicken

The Bag Guys

One's the bodyguard-lookout. The other is the evil boss.

Be afraid - be very afraid to go into the basement.
And keep one hand on your wallet.

Doggy Bag

If he doesn't bite you, he'll suffocate you!

Good Advice For All!

Don't stop to look around....

Woman In White Flowing Gown

A gossamer gown made of paper towels.

Headless Ducks?

It kind of reminds me of goodfellas when a camera is pointed at them...

Mr. & Mrs. Pork Loin

The happy couple that turned out medium rare.

Mr. P is sporting his new hat.

Wooden Sentinel

Standing guard in the Sandy Ridge Forest.

Rest In Peace

Annette Marie Lowe

1.18.1924 - 11.1.2011

Goodbye Mom

Halloween Costume - The iDog

Barn Owl In Beef Stew

A little Parmesan for feathers and who knew they could be so tender?

Extreme Pumpkin Carving!

Sculpture Ray Villafane's incredible pumpkin carvings can be seen here.

Apollo 7 Space Capsule

Ghost Of Michael Jackson

Mukesh Ambani stopped to pose for photographs at the Reliance Trade Show when this apparition appeared and was captured on film!

Note the bullet hole in the forehead.

Monty Rock?

Or Sponge Bob?

From Anonymous, NM Bill

Pee Pee, Daddy!

Urine Collection/Transfer System For Apollo Astronauts.

Depends for outer space! 

It's like peeing in the swimming pool!

Click the image to read the text.

Photo courtesy of Mike L. and the Frontier Flight Museum, Dallas Texas.

Cleaning Up After Dinner

Photo by Sue Johnson. 2nd. place in competition at Lakewood Photographic Society.

Cannon Beach, Oregon

And now for something beautiful.

My sister-in-law, Monica took this exquisite shot while treating my brother to his 66th birthday this October.

That's Haystack Rock jutting up through the sea.

Click to enlarge.

Go fly a kite!

Deadly Last Photo

While driving on an open country road on his way back to New Mexico, Anonymous had the wherewithal to snap this, his last photograph before his untimely demise. State troopers found his cell phone camera in the carnage and released this photo: (Click to enlarge)

How ironic that NM Bill and the 911 Tourist Guy were able to capture their last moments just seconds before their fate.

Biofluorescent Scorpions

This in from Anonymous, NM Bill.

Scorpions fluoresce under black light:

BEFORE

SEEN THROUGH BLACK LIGHT

Bill also notes that the same effect occures with cat pee.

Who knew?