If You Must Wear A Hoody...

Put it to good use indoors.

Got Paint?

Moni Tribesmen of Papua, New Guinea.

Despite their fierce look, they are quite friendly and very intelligent.

Photo by Alex Van Steen originally posted on Toemail.

Finally, A Cure For Ugly Butt Crack

Once again, German ingenuity solves the problem of ugly butt crack.

Thanks to my brother Michael for sending this!

Fashion Police II

I have no words for this one.

I remember a "dress code" when I was in school.

Boys had to wear dress slacks and button shirts. No jeans, no tees.

Girls were not allowed to wear slacks at all - only skirts or dresses.

Nobody could wear athletic shoes. (Back then they were called "sneakers")

The one on the left looks like her pants were made from a table cloth!

Fashion Police

Shortly after leaving the house, this young lad was immediately arrested by

The Fashion Police. He was cited and released.

His parents will have to do 48 hours of community service.

Don't let this happen to you!

Goths In Lakewood

I see these fashionable middle schoolers almost everyday.

They have some pretty "snappy" outfits, no?

The boy's shoes look like they could keep your bacon from curling on the grill...

Fashion Friday - Zoot Suits

Cab Calloway, Master of fashion.

He was way before you, Hammer.