What have you done lately that was totally embarrassing?
I looked out my window yesterday afternoon and saw this on the sidewalk.
I called the police after going out to examine it and told them that somebody just spray painted my sidewalk!
But, by the time the police arrived, I noticed the "paint" had moved from the concrete block on the right to the one it's on in this photo!
The damn thing was what I originally suspected before I went out to look at it - a shadow!
My only salvation was when the officer said with a smile, "Believe it or not, you're not the first person this has happened to."
Got two tens for a five Gianni?