I Dreamt I Met The Keebler Elves!

Either that or I was sleep walking through the grocery store!

"Spreak Engrish"!

The Intensity Is High!

The label on a box of a frenchfry cutting machine that I purchased.

Click the photo to enlarge the text.

Falcon Nesting In A Tree

I've seen many remarkable nature photographs over the years, but this one of a nesting Falcon is perhaps the most remarkable nature shot that I've ever seen.  I think you'll enjoy it as much as I.  Nature is truly breathtaking.

Oxy Moron V

A new item named after the famous chef Gorden Bleu?

Zoomies Glasses

Better than binoculars?

Read the review and watch the campy video hype at:

http://doesitreallywork.org/zoomies-binocular-glasses-review

Swimsuit Edition

Not quite what you expected?

Peeing Downspout

Here's what happens when a bunch of good old boys get together 

to fix a downspout after a few beers!

Michael Richards Arrested

Fashion Police slapped the Seinfeld actor with a DWD.

(Drinking while Dressing)

Don't Drink And Dress!

Dress Responsibly. 

Obama Retreats After "Fiscal Cliff" Compromise

Peter Pan

PRICELESS!

Our Savior

Notice the halo.

Coincidence or contrived?

Seen in today's Plain Dealer.

Finally, A Cure For Ugly Butt Crack

Once again, German ingenuity solves the problem of ugly butt crack.

Thanks to my brother Michael for sending this!

Toto The Singing Toilet

Opera at the Hollywood Bowl?

Or, have a seat and you can send the "browns" to the super bowl.

"I don't care what you say, that there's funny!"

(From Larry The Cable Guy)

Weight Loss System

"Mike's Motivator" Weight Loss System is simple and easy to use.

Just post it on the refrigerator door.

There's no stringent dieting, no strenuous exercising. 

Just STOP EATING!

Once a week write down your weight in the empty boxes at the bottom.

You'll be amazed at the results in one month!

New "App" Tells Why Your Baby Is Crying

How Ridiculous Is This?

New baby "Smart Suit" with sensors tells parents why their baby is crying.

It works in conjunction with a smartphone app wirelessly. (I'm dying here)

The "Exmobaby Suit" full story can be seen at Mail Online's website.

That baby needs to get some sun.