I Dreamt I Met The Keebler Elves!

Either that or I was sleep walking through the grocery store!

Zoomies Glasses

Better than binoculars?

Read the review and watch the campy video hype at:

http://doesitreallywork.org/zoomies-binocular-glasses-review

Fountain Of Youth

I've purchased a limited supply of this sacred water. It goes for $25,000. per bottle.

Send checks to Gianni, PO Box 54321, Lakewood, Ohio 44107.

Free shipping while supplies last.

Ghost Of Michael Jackson

Mukesh Ambani stopped to pose for photographs at the Reliance Trade Show when this apparition appeared and was captured on film!

Note the bullet hole in the forehead.

Deadly Last Photo

While driving on an open country road on his way back to New Mexico, Anonymous had the wherewithal to snap this, his last photograph before his untimely demise. State troopers found his cell phone camera in the carnage and released this photo: (Click to enlarge)

How ironic that NM Bill and the 911 Tourist Guy were able to capture their last moments just seconds before their fate.

Navy Seals Hoax

An email is circulating with this photograph saying that these are the Navy Seals that raided Bin Laden's compound. The photograph is a hoax. Those are actually 12-inch tall action figures posed and photographed by an action figure enthusiast in Malaysia. If you look closely at the figure on the right you can see clearly a plastic forearm! This information comes from Urban Legends. Don't be fooled if someone sends you this email.