Remember the talking dog joke? Guy tells the bartender he has a talking dog and says, "If he talks, you owe me a beer."
He asks the dog, "What's on the outside of a tree?"
You know the rest, after the bartender throws them out for saying "Ruth, Ruth" the dog looks at his owner and says, "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?"
Larry, Curly and Moe
ReplyDeleteFor a minute there, I thought I saw a dog's face on the tree. Then, I thought to myself, "Naw...bark, bark, bark".
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Remember the talking dog joke? Guy tells the bartender he has a talking dog and says, "If he talks, you owe me a beer."
ReplyDeleteHe asks the dog, "What's on the outside of a tree?"
You know the rest, after the bartender throws them out for saying "Ruth, Ruth" the dog looks at his owner and says, "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?"